Did you know that it only takes minimal prodding for a guy to spill the beans? I have yet to meet a guy who doesn’t feel the need to talk about his conquests when asked directly.

It’s funny how sex stories seem to always be grander than life. It kind of makes you wonder how much of it is fiction. A guy once told me that he talks about his conquests with a girl under the premise that when the girl becomes impressed or curious enough, she might want to try sex with him. Assuming of course that the girl gets excited upon hearing those stories.

Another told me that sex stories are ways of making the storyteller himself excited, as it requires the reminiscing of a previous sexcapade. Apparently, the more excited the storyteller becomes, the wilder the story is.

Kiss-and-tell is a reflection of the male (or female) ego… and an over-active imagination. No matter how long and winded the story is, you can sum it up in 3 words: I was good!!!.. or in four words: I was so good!!! … And the message is always the same: Try Me.

I do realize that guys talk about their stories differently with their homies and gal pals, compared to how they share their stories with a hot prospect: the main difference being the presence of demonstrative action and/or heavy breathing in the latter. XD

There was this guy who was so impressed with his performance that his stories are good enough to be published and made money off of. I don’t know how much of his friends believe him, but my take on these kinds of mind-boggling stories is always the same… “Ok, ok…let’s pretend that your stories are true, and let’s pretend that I believe you.”

It’s not whether they’re true or not, it’s how these can entertain people. As long as there are no names, and no copyright is violated, it’s fun to listen.

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I have decided to showcase my oldest posts, so that the current readers of evilwoobie.com may read what I have written during the time when I thought no one was reading my blog (and hence, could talk about anything). >:)