Passing by Waukster.com, I saw this ad:

I know exactly what I will say if I get shortlisted:

• “yes sir, I have the experience needed to get the job done. I am and will be a good addition to your company because I have been using your products for years now, and I can promote your product well.”

LOL, kidding!!!I’ll tell my pals “my job is the best job in the world” and I’d wholeheartedly mean it.

Sounds fun, huh? Do the “lambada” safely and get paid for it, without the stigma of prostitution? How cool is that?

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Then coming home, my partner asks: “Honey, how was work today?”

And I’d answer, “same old tiring sh*t… I tested 400 condoms today, and only a couple of dozens broke.”

My partner: “ohh, too tired to lambada with me?”

Me: “hell no, im dying for unsafe sex”

:D

The green jokes on this are limitless…..

Edit: someone reacted on the title again. Editing… (see? your opinions matter!)

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In other news:

IT education and IT certifications specially in the field of networks prove a thrilling career for young IT professionals. They authenticate their skills by Cisco’s 350-001 and VCP-310 exams and on passing 640-802 series, a brilliant career awaits them in job market places. Microsoft’s windows based networks are somewhat well spread LAN based networks and their exams series 70-290 and 70-291 are really helpful for an IT professional to prove himself as a suitable employee for the target organization where he is interested to start his career.

A person is someone with free will, he cannot be owned nor forced to do things. He has feelings, and will bleed when cut, will cry when hurt.

An object is something that you own, be possessive about and even take for granted at times. It does not feel anything, will not be hurt when you drop it in favor of another new object.

A person can be an object if he lets himself be one. An object of desire, object of sex and object of another person’s perversions… Just remember that if you let yourself be an object to someone else, do not expect your feelings to matter to that person.