Why the Hell Did He Break Up With Me?!?
…THAT is the question we often hear from ourselves when we get dissed, torn, broken, and shooed to the side. If it’s too much pride (or too much hurt) that prevents you from calmly and objectively asking “WHY?”, maybe some meddling third party can do it for you.
Admittedly, I’ve had my share of breaking up with guys without giving them the real reason. Why I do this is beyond me, but I have a feeling it’s more their fault than mine. When a guy asks ‘WHY?” he’s really looking for an answer he can handle. Really.
“Your P is too small“, is a rude but true answer, while “We’re better off as friends because we don’t really work out as lovers” is a comforting, also-true one, and a little bit more polite than the first; particularly if telling him the first and real reason will make him suicidal. Enough reason to lie a little, eh?
How about you, would you like to know (or at least confirm) the reason why you were dissed?
My Lonely Leo friend sent me a link to this Investigation site that offers to do the dirty job of grilling the other person for the reason he/she broke up with you, for free (initially). My first reaction was “what ELSE hasn’t been done over the internet” immediately followed by regret that I didn’t think of this idea first.
So, instead of kicking myself over and over for not being curious enough to delve into the depths of evilness and discover the reason for people’s relationship woes like the geniuses that built this site, I will review them!
The Steps to Finding Out ‘Why’
1. Request for a free investigation. They will ask you to provide a contact name and email address of the person who messed you up emotionally.
2. They will contact the person and ask personalized questions about your relationship. Linc has a theoretical question-form suggestion:
“Dear B!tch, About x months ago you, in your typical bitch manner, blew off this wonderful guy, and we’d like to know why.” (LOL)
3. They will tell you what the person said about your relationship.
4. If he/she doesn’t answer, they will refer you to a shrink (love doctor). Of course, after learning that the person really wants nothing to do with you, you will be in a more deliriously delusional state, so you will be compelled to follow their suggestion.
How will this site earn money? My theory is that money comes to them via step number 4. But they did say that the whole investigation is FREE for a limited time only, so maybe in the future, each investigation will cost you.
If you’re looking for a testimonial, you’d better ask Lincoln as he probably requested for an investigation already (*evil grin*), while I’m still thinking: Do I really give a sh*t why a guy dissed me in the past?
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Geez, that’s crazy! Why don’t we think of these things? I don’t see how they would make money either, other than maybe charging for people after they finally get some exposure.
In all of my past relationships, I was the heart breaker…well, except for one bad experience in 9th grade with a guy I dated for 1 month, lol. I think I’d be pretty pissed off though if someone started contacting me and interogating me on why I broke up with them.
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kicking yourself too about the idea huh? I think it would be more effective if they started the questionnaire like this:
“To be eligible for this FREE handbag giveaway, you have to honestly answer the following SURVEY questions first…..”
Of course that would be sneaky, but i WOULD do it that way. LOOLLL
That’s a neat idea but the whole where do they make money part is kind of stumbling me.
I think it seems like too much work in hopes of receiving a therapy commission, unless of course they plan on monetizing it somehow else as well.
The idea is definitely there but the monetization needs work.
-Scott
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Good point! I think that when their service booms, they will charge for their service.
I’m still waiting for an answer too.
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Woobie, I respect your take, but I have to totally disagree with a point of yours. It’s this one here: “‘Your P is too small’, is a rude but true answer, while ‘better off as friends because we don?t really work out as lovers’ is a comforting, also-true one, and a little bit more polite than the first; particularly if telling him the first and real reason will make him suicidal. Enough reason to lie a little, eh?”
The problem is this. Men are logical creatures and they want concrete, honest answers to the big why. I understand why people use subterfuge when breaking up and flaking on their significant others, but I honestly don’t think it’s the best way to go. I personally can handle the “soft” reasons because I’ve learned to speak chick, but most guys can’t.
I have two personal examples. I had a gf for a 1.5 years while I was in graduate school. She dropped me a bit unexpectedly and for MONTHS I couldn’t figure out why. She refused to explain the real reasons and we played at staying friends even though I wanted more. The stated reason was we had just grown apart. That made no sense to me and it drove me friggin insane.
The real reason was I had become a pussy and she had started cheating on me because of my lack of manliness. How did I get the real reason? I found a condom in her trash one day. I confronted her and everything came out. Once that happened, I felt SO much better, because it made sense. Then I reflected and starting making myself a better, less pussy-ish man.
The second example is a gf I had about two years ago. She was really hot and had high social value. Well, one morning she breaks up with me, also unexpectedly. I grilled her until I got an honest answer, and the honest answer was that I was too short (she’s tall for a chick). That’s honest and it took me merely 48 hours to get over it. That’s it! I was pissed, sure, but I felt totally fine by the end of the week. Incidentally, this is the breakup that launched me into a flurry of seduction and lifestyle improvement.
Men can handle the dirty truth. It stings more, but goes away sooner. I recommend for everyone to be radically honest in this regard.
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Hi!!! I am so glad you commented here and thank you so much for that insightful comment. Directness is always a plus in a relationship and it takes a very strong guy to take an ego-blow like those in your examples. Congratulations for being one of those guys who are man enough to take the hit.
Not all guys are breakable. Some guys can read through mixed signals and I love it when they make me “own up to the real reason”.
But that guy in my example? He’s one of the more breakable ones. I can’t help but needle him through this post as there really wasn’t any closure between us. I bet you know the feeling of “damned if you do, damned if you don’t”? Some guys just react badly whether or not you give the real reason, so why bother?
I think that guy with the P thing is going to send the whywasidissed investigators soon… it’s just a matter of time. He can’t ask me directly, see….
I’m actually looking forward to it.