The Art of Kiss and Tell
Did you know that it only takes minimal prodding for a guy to spill the beans? I have yet to meet a guy who doesn’t feel the need to talk about his conquests when asked directly.
It’s funny how sex stories seem to always be grander than life. It kind of makes you wonder how much of it is fiction. A guy once told me that he talks about his conquests with a girl under the premise that when the girl becomes impressed or curious enough, she might want to try sex with him. Assuming of course that the girl gets excited upon hearing those stories.
Another told me that sex stories are ways of making the storyteller himself excited, as it requires the reminiscing of a previous sexcapade. Apparently, the more excited the storyteller becomes, the wilder the story is.
- Kiss-and-tell is a reflection of the male (or female) ego… and an over-active imagination. No matter how long and winded the story is, you can sum it up in 3 words: I was good!!!.. or in four words: I was so good!!! … And the message is always the same: Try Me.
I do realize that guys talk about their stories differently with their homies and gal pals, compared to how they share their stories with a hot prospect: the main difference being the presence of demonstrative action and/or heavy breathing in the latter. XD
There was this guy who was so impressed with his performance that his stories are good enough to be published and made money off of. I don’t know how much of his friends believe him, but my take on these kinds of mind-boggling stories is always the same… “Ok, ok…let’s pretend that your stories are true, and let’s pretend that I believe you.”
It’s not whether they’re true or not, it’s how these can entertain people. As long as there are no names, and no copyright is violated, it’s fun to listen.
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aha- maybe im different. I was recently exposed as having an few intimate moments with a girl but I never told anyone. When exposed it came from the girl camp and when I was quizzed I said I would never tell…hmmm…. people even used the word affair at me… hang on we were single at the time… how am I having an affair again???? I had a relationship, albiet short…. guess I know how the other 53% of the population feel sometimes… good post
Sometimes kissing and telling turns a girl on if its a hot and intimate moment, but many girls get grossed out by the guys who brag about how many women they have been with and are turned off by this.
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yeah, it’s fun to listen, except when the one the guy is talking about is someone you know.
that’ll be weird for sure.
@Paul
Apparently, there are a few guys who CAN keep quiet. I actually like this type better. Discretion isn’t overrated, it’s a definite turn on!
@ris
Haha. That could happen if you’re a part of a big group of friends. However, keeping a guy’s secret a secret from the girl when she’s also a part of your circle is very tricky. It could even spell trouble. XD
@Natalie
Some girls are more than grossed out, they get completely turned off. It really depends on who’s telling. A jerk who opens his mouth will only say jerk-y things, while a nice guy who confides a naughty secret is still a nice guy… with secrets.
I have to agree. i tend not to be shy about talking about the women I’ve been with to girls I’m dating.. its not so much trying to prove anything though.. i just enjoy talking about stuff like that rather than boring fluff talk
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@Bobby
Some girls get bitter with guys who talk about them when they break up, not realizing that he dropped clues about that side of his personality just by telling her about his exes.
My advice for girls who go out with guys who talk is to impress the guy and wow him thoroughly… after all, if he’s gonna talk, let him talk about something good, eh?
There’s a difference between bragging and sharing stories about past sexual encounters. Generally, bragging isn’t attactive, but sharing can be a fun and exciting way to rapport with someone
I actually have a routine I use that involves talking about past dates or sexual encounters. Basically, I’ll start by asking about any funny/weird online dates (a lot of people have these), then escalate to funny/stupid sexual encounters after a couple of rounds. The girl almost always plays along. It gets you right into a playful, sexual frame, and it’s totally not creepy. Who doesn’t like talking about their dating and sex life, if given the right frame?
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@lance
I like your style of “open-up” story game. But I like the “out do mine” version, the lies keep piling up until one or the other asks “SERIOUSLY?!?”… and then it stops. XD
I only kiss-n-tell when I need advice. Because it was so horribly bad. Or I now have the dilemma of wanting more, but can’t have it.
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@badEvan
It helps to just get it out of your system. Bad, extremely haunting or simply amazing memories have the tendency to turn into recurring dreams or nightmares when they’re not let out.
I very rarely talk about my conquests. but that maybe because there isn’t much to talk about
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I want feel kissing because I have’nt kiss since a long time