Job Opportunity for Enthusiastic People

Passing by Waukster.com, I saw this ad:

I know exactly what I will say if I get shortlisted:

• “yes sir, I have the experience needed to get the job done. I am and will be a good addition to your company because I have been using your products for years now, and I can promote your product well.”

LOL, kidding!!!I’ll tell my pals “my job is the best job in the world” and I’d wholeheartedly mean it.

Sounds fun, huh? Do the “lambada” safely and get paid for it, without the stigma of prostitution? How cool is that?

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Then coming home, my partner asks: “Honey, how was work today?”

And I’d answer, “same old tiring sh*t… I tested 400 condoms today, and only a couple of dozens broke.”

My partner: “ohh, too tired to lambada with me?”

Me: “hell no, im dying for unsafe sex”

The green jokes on this are limitless…..

Edit: someone reacted on the title again. Editing… (see? your opinions matter!)

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In other news:

IT education and IT certifications specially in the field of networks prove a thrilling career for young IT professionals. They authenticate their skills by Cisco’s 350-001 and VCP-310 exams and on passing 640-802 series, a brilliant career awaits them in job market places. Microsoft’s windows based networks are somewhat well spread LAN based networks and their exams series 70-290 and 70-291 are really helpful for an IT professional to prove himself as a suitable employee for the target organization where he is interested to start his career.